"It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed. After hearing this, an astronaut said, 'Wait. You mean that wasn't lemon Tang?'"

-- Conan O'Brien

#Drinking Quotes #Mean Quotes #Space Quotes

“The consistent growth in overall revenues shows marketers may be shifting more of their total advertising budgets to online. This is a natural development as research shows more consumers are spending a larger percentage of their media time online, while the flow of advertising dollars follows.”
“I don't like vegetables and most fruit.”
“I played music all through school and I kind of performed that way.”
“Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?”
“We're always going to be a society that's going to slow down and look at the wreck on the side if the road if there is one. We're always going to do that because it's still fascinating and it's human nature.”
“Because I was the blonde, I was promoted as the video vixen.”
“While we pursue the unattainable, we make impossible the realizable.”
“Freedom from indoctrination ought to be a basic human right for all children.”

Source : "Religion and schools don't mix" by Björn Ulvaeus, www.theguardian.com. June 30, 2009.

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