"I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping."

-- Steven Wright

#Funny Quotes #Christmas Quotes #Brother Quotes

“The most common self-inflicted put-down is 'I am not a pastor-I am just a layperson.' This is all part of a clever satanic scheme to neutralize apostles, prophets, evangelists, pastors and teachers along with the entire army of disciples, already positioned in the marketplace.”

Source : Ed Silvoso (2010). “Anointed for Business (Large Print 16pt)”, p.18, ReadHowYouWant.com
“Communists are the last optimists.”
“People's social networks do not consist only of people they see face to face. In fact, social networks have been extending because of artificial media since the printing press and the telephone.”
“That's stupid, that's bias.. they lied, they don't wanna gift credit for anything”
“I have always made films simultaneously, so they go hand in hand. I think that my books are like films.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“The trouble with American History is that you don't remember it, and why should you? Nobody does.”
“Where [Albert Camus] is in exile isn't especially in Paris or elsewhere, but from the intellectual world, because of his origins.”
“Men fear to lose as much as they hope to gain.”

Source : Drayton Bird (2007). “Commonsense Direct and Digital Marketing”, p.372, Kogan Page Publishers

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