"If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them."

-- Brad Williams

#People Quotes #Black Quotes #Asian Quotes

“people, in forming their opinions of others, are usually lazy enough to go by whatever is most obvious or whatever chance remark they happen to hear. So the best policy is to dictate to others the opinion you want them to have of you.”
“Ah fair Zenocrate, divine Zenocrate, Fair is too foul an epithet for thee.”
“[John] Adams was arguing that a separate social order existed that needed to be embodied in senates and his fellow Americans could not accept this and accused him rightly of being obsessed with the English constitution.”

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“When I came out rapping on my record, a lot of people said, Oh, you just want to be like Puff.”
“Wracked with a hangover I do my muttering over a Black Velvet, a union of champagne and stout. Don't be swindled into believing there's any cure for a hangover. I've tried them all: iced tomatoes, hot clam juice, brandy peaches. Like the common cold it defies solution. Time alone can stay it. The hair of the dog? That way lies folly. It's as logical as trying to put out a fire with applications of kerosene.”
“Work for something because it is good, not just because it stands a chance to succeed.”
“The devil told my mind that my thoughts held no power; and this seemed true until my thoughts I began to speak.”
“Through our reading we can travel to other times and other places, into other peoples minds and hearts and souls: it is a transcendent experience.”

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