"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."

-- Jay Leno

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“And of course I like Berlin a lot. It's such an interesting city”
“If acorns start growing into theologians, or if women begin turning into pillars of salt, then we may wish to hypothesize about a supernatural influence. But until such time as nature becomes hopelessly unintelligible and unpredictable, we need look no further than nature itself for explanations.”

Source : George H. Smith (2010). “Atheism: The Case Against God”, p.262, Prometheus Books
“It is important to make a dream of life and a dream reality.”
“Where pride begins, love ceases.”
“I have no personal vendetta against Clarence Thomas. I seek only to provide the committee with information which it may regard as relevant”
“It is my practice to try to understand how valuable something is by trying to imagine myself without it.”
“There are for starters, grandeur and silence, pure water and clean air. There is also the gift of distance ... the chance to stand away from relationships and daily ritual ... and the gift of energy. Wilderness infuses us with its own special brand of energy.”
“Jazz is a beautiful woman whose older brother is a policeman.”

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