"I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."

-- Tommy Cooper

#Monday Quotes #Doctors Quotes #Wind Quotes

“Talk radio has made an enormous run around establishment media. But the Interne is making an end run around talk radio. Suddenly we're faced with an information age.”
“When I was a kid, I just devoured TV 24 hours a day. Now that it's actually available 24 hours a day, I'm usually busy doing other stuff. But I do watch TV when I can.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Make all your friends feel there is something in them.”
“I hate all men, the ones because they are mean and vicious, and the others for being complaisant with the vicious ones.”
“And hence the poet must seek to be essentially anonymous, He must die a little death each morning, He must swallow his toad and study his vomit as Baudelaire studied la charogne of Jeanne Duval.”

Source : Delmore Schwartz (1989). “Last & Lost Poems”, p.53, New Directions Publishing
“I will always remember this summer day in Paris, when I was to perform a great acrobatic move. I can still see myself stepping on the ring of a packed circus along real performers.”
“Every man is an impossibility until he is born.”
“There is evidence that young men in the big law firms, although they still work harder than most of their clients, do not glory in putting in night work and weekend hours as they once did.”

Source : David Riesman (1964). “Abundance for What?”, p.176, Transaction Publishers

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