"I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate."

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Witty Quotes

“Looking back at the worst times, it always seems that they were times in which there were people who believed with absolute faith and absolute dogmatism in something. And they were so serious in this matter that they insisted that the rest of the world agree with them. And then they would do things that were directly inconsistent with their own beliefs in order to maintain that what they said was true.”

Source : Richard P. Feynman (2009). “The Meaning of It All: Thoughts of a Citizen-Scientist”, p.19, Hachette UK
“Thinking consists in envisaging, realizing structural features and structural requirements; proceeding in accordance with, and determined by, these requirements; thereby changing the situation in the direction of structural improvements.”

Source : "Productive thinking". Book by Max Wertheimer, p. 190, 1945.
“Every word a woman writes changes the story of the world, revises the official version.”
“The rust of business is sometimes polished off in a camp; but never in a court.”
“I have mostly been eating chicken wings. I only stick to things I can spell.”
“The most important consideration I have is I want my legislative shop to have a functional office suite that is conducive to getting their work accomplished.”
“Love will turn you on your head.”
“I enjoy every opportunity and live every moment. And that is why I have no regrets. It's when you are not scared of losing that you win everything. Very often I take cabs to travel during the course of the day because I enjoy talking to cabbies from different parts of India.”

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