"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."

-- Steven Wright

#Funny Quotes #Two Quotes #Pennies Quotes

“Everything is Song. Everything is Silence. Since it all turns out to be illusion, perfectly being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, you are free to die laughing.”
“Anything you can imagine is probably true. And the worst you can imagine is probably worth money.”
“Mind and intelligence are woven into the fabric of our universe in a way that altogether surpasses our understanding.”
“I used to think that when I got older, the world would make so much more sense. But you know what? The older I get, the more confusing it is to me. The more complicated it is. Harder. Youâ€™d think weâ€™d be getting better at it. But thereâ€™s just more and more chaos. The piecesâ€”theyâ€™re everywhere. And nobody knows what to do about it. I find myself grasping, Nick. You know that feeling? That feeling when you just want the right thing to fall into the right place, not only because itâ€™s right, but because it will mean that such a thing is still possible? I want to believe in that.”
“What use was money if you didn't have the time to enjoy it?”
“Love is life. All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. Everything is, everything exists, only because I love. Everything is united by it alone. Love is God, and to die means that I, a particle of love, shall return to the general and eternal source.”
“... a compensation is something which does not quite compensate ...”

Source : Frances Parkinson Keyes (1968). “Dinner at Antoine's”
“Art offers sanctuary to everyone willing to open their Hearts as well as their Eyes.”

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