"No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end."

-- Marcus Brigstocke

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“It may be said "In research, if you know what you are doing, then you shouldn't be doing it." In a sense, if the answer turns out to be exactly what you expected, then you have learned nothing new, although you may have had your confidence increased somewhat.”
“People want to know more about me. They want to know who I am.”
“I'm a terrible dancer. The worst.”
“I'd say my greatest fear is fear itself.”
“Emotions have no place in business, unless you do business with them.”
“Don't kill!... The fly is asking you To save his life By rubbing his hands together”

Source : Issa Kobayashi (1960). “The year of my life”
“The great enemy of the salvation of man, in my opinion, never invented a more effective means of limiting Christianity from the world than by persuading mankind that it was improper to read the Bible at schools.”
“Hockey is a fast, body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.”

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