"Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient."

-- Milton Berle

#Poverty Quotes #Disgrace Quotes

“I am very proud to be a part of the Livestrong Foundation. I am maybe only a member but I give everything I can to be sure that people understand that cancer is a disease for everybody - not only in France, in Europe, in Asia, it is all over the world. We must fight together, we must make something to fight the cancer, we must Livestrong.”
“I bring spiritual books with me while travelling. I like books about thoughts and how you see the world.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.'”
“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”
“When your effort is low, you're probably not thinking about the opportunity, you're thinking about the obligation.”
“You carry your snare everywhere and spread your nets in all places. You allege that you never invited others to sin. You did not indeed, by your words, but you have done so by your dress and your deportment.”
“There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.”

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“Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So I'm still useful, you see.”

Source : "Head Over Heels for Manolo Blahnik" by Lisa Armstrong, www.harpersbazaar.com. September 23, 2010.

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