"I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke."

-- Joan Rivers

#Suicidal Quotes #Night Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“If we forget what used to be, then weâ€™ve lost an ability to really be sensitive to our surroundings.”
“The world I believe is far too serious, and being far too serious ... it has need of a wise and merry philosophy.”
“The technology in making games and in making anime is really similar. There are common concepts.”

Source : "The Ultimate Game Freak". Time Magazine Interview (Volume 154, No. 20), content.time.com. November 22, 1999.
“Joys too exquisite to last, And yet more exquisite when past.”

Source : James Montgomery (1838). “Lectures on general literature, poetry &c: delivered at the Royal Institution in 1830 and 1831”, p.67
“Hush! Take no notice!" - Gandalf”
“The perennial conviction that those who work hard and play by the rules will be rewarded with a more comfortable present and a stronger future for their children faces assault from just about every direction. That great enemy of democratic capitalism, economic inequality, is real and growing.”

Source : "Keeping the Dream Alive" by Jon Meacham, content.time.com. June 21, 2012.
“During a warm winter rain ... the basins of her collarbones collected water.”
“My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth - chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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