"Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an embarrassment and a disgrace. Not as embarrassing as congress constantly borrowing money from the Chinese, but still embarrassing."

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Jay Leno

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“Design is about the betterment of our lives poetically, aesthetically, experientially, sensorially, and emotionally.”
“I know where the mistakes are. Nothing is perfect and I understand that.”
“I'm disappearing, avoiding most things.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Freedom is strangely ephemeral. It is something like breathing; one only becomes acutely aware of its importance when one is choking.”

Source : William E. Simon (1979). “Time for Truth”, Berkley
“Nathan Deal brings the experience, maturity and track record to ensure that Georgia continues to be a great place to live, work and raise a family. That's why he has my support for a second term as governor of this great state.”
“Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step...”
“A lot of people sayinâ€™ ***** me. Problem is they be telling everybody but me.”
“Usually, girls weren't encouraged to go to college and major in math and science. My high school calculus teacher, Ms. Paz Jensen, made math appealing and motivated me to continue studying it in college.”

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