"I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory."

-- Greg Fitzsimmons

#Vegas Quotes #Relief Quotes #Los Angeles Quotes

“Here you are truly separate from the earth, at least for a little while, removed from the cares and concerns that occupy you on the ground.”
“The cost of stability is often diminished opportunities for growth.”
“People keep a dog and are ruled by this dog, and even Schopenhauer was ruled in the end not by his head, but by his dog. This fact is more depressing than any other.”

Source : Thomas Bernhard (2013). “Concrete”, p.30, Faber & Faber
“They call it coaching but it is teaching. You do not just tell them...you show them the reasons.”
“If we can't keep our Palestinian neighbors and Muslim neighbors alive with good water and fresh air, we'll never get them to the peace table.”
“The thinking mind is what is busy. You have to stay in your heart. You have to be in your heart. Be in your heart. The rest is up here in your head where you are doing, doing, doing.”
“The failure in Ohio to have adequate voting capacity for the people who were registered and eligible to vote was an absolute denial of their right to vote.”
“If you get offended by my music, don't listen to it.”

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