"Onions make me sad, a lot of people don't realize that. When I'm cutting onions, I'm sad. Because the plight of onions, it's sad. But people don't realize I'm actually crying - they think I'm just reacting."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Cutting Quotes #Thinking Quotes #People Quotes

“Is anarchism possible? The failure of attempts to attain freedom does not mean the cause is lost.”
“People should be free, people should be unencumbered by regulation as much as possible, that big government always goes corrupt and the truth shall always set you free.”

Source : "Glenn Beck drops his name from Web network, promises media 'revolution'". Interview with Steve Krakauer, www.cnn.com. June 18, 2012.
“First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.”
“. . . For a lifetime was but a moment in that place, and each man dreams his own heaven. And in the darkness David closed his eyes, as all that was lost was found again.”

Source : John Connolly (2006). “The Book of Lost Things: A Novel”, p.339, Simon and Schuster
“I am kind of giant â€¦ on (the True Blood) set.”
“The world is filled with terrible things that can influence children, and movies have depicted them since time immemorial. Should every terrible thing warrant an R-rating?”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Repeatedly and frankly we have announced that in Irans national security doctrine there is no room for atomic and chemical weapons as we consider them against Islamic laws. Irans Supreme Leader (Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei) in this connection had issued a decree that mass destruction weapons are prohibited by the Muslim religion. [. . .] Therefore we support the idea of a Middle East free from weapons of mass destruction[.]”
“Is not prayer a study of truth, a sally of the soul into the unfound infinite? No man ever prayed heartily without learning something.”

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