"Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"

-- Dennis Miller

#Funny Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Life Is Hard Quotes

“An individual has a healthy personality to the exact degree to which they have the propensity to look for the good in every situation.”
“Kindness to children, love for children, goodness to children-- these are the only investments that never fail.”
“I like to encourage people who are entrepreneurs-in-waiting.”
“When we won the league at Tottenham, they came back 2-2 in the last-minute of the game, and they're celebrating - because they're happy to draw against us, obviously. And I remember saying to Mauricio Tarricco, do you realise we only need a point to be Champions? And they all [were really shocked]. So I said 'Yes. Now we're going to celebrate on your pitch. Bye bye!'”
“Unshined shoes are the end of civilization.”

Source : Diana Vreeland (1985). “D.V.”, Vintage
“You big crybaby," I whispered into his ear. "Now you know why your mom warned you not to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back.”

Source : Kirsten Miller (2006). “Inside the Shadow City”
“I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.”
“Families hold each other in an iron grip of definition. One must break the grip, somehow.”

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