"The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously."

-- Mike Harding

#Humorous Quotes #Dying Quotes #Legs Quotes

“I've found there to be a tremendous amount of East Coast snobbery in the journalism world.”
“Because of the confusion surrounding the term "agnosticism," it would seem better to use the very similar term "rationalism" in its place when referring to the original Huxleyan meaning of the term. The use of "rationalist" for "agnostic" would also seem to be less ambiguous.”

Source : Gordon Stein (1980). “An Anthology of Atheism and Rationalism”
“If I make a stupid decision but don't execute it because I'm, say, lazy, then I'm lucky, not rational. However, at other times a person acts for good reasons just as she does what she thinks she shouldn't do, not knowing that they are good reasons. Just like sometimes we are a lot less rational than we think we are, it is also true that sometimes we are a lot more rational than we think we are.”
“The money to fund great things and innovations and programs is gone in our lifetime; it's all gone to debt. So we won't be able to solve global warming or have the transportation that we needed for the 21st century. We should be supporting people with great ideas, but it's gone, and now it's gotta be paid back with interest to banks in China.”
“I enjoy the process of TV; I like the pace of it; I like the continual work.”
“God has placed in each soul an apostle to lead us upon the illumined path. Yet many seek life from without, unaware that is within them.”
“The hard things in life, the things you really learn from, happen with a clear mind.”
“No one is fighting for my freedom unless they are doing it on my soil.”

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