"There are certain things women are better at than men."

-- Adam Carolla

#Men Quotes #Certain Quotes

“To slaughter grand and beautiful creatures like these tuskers, whether terrestrial or marine, solely to obtain a few teeth indicates that we have not evolved very much since the days our forebears lived in caves and saught to prove their superiority by adorning themselves with teeth and claws”
“Focusing on values does not simplify your life. It gives meaning and direction-and a lot more complexity.”
“I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.”
“Like life, basketball is messy and unpredictable. It has its way with you, no matter how hard you try to control it. The trick is to experience each moment with a clear mind and open heart. When you do that, the game - and life - will take care of itself.”
“I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day....”

Source : Quoted in Independent (London), 10 Dec. 1992
“Well, life isn't a cakewalk, is it?! Eighty-nine percent of the world's most valuable art was created by men living in rat-infested flats. You think VelÃ¡squez wore Adidas? You think he enjoyed the luxuries of central heating and twenty-four-hour pizza delivery?!”

Source : Marisha Pessl (2013). “Special Topics in Calamity Physics”, p.432, Penguin UK
“No amount of promises can guarantee love”
“I'm willing to forgive the press, or forgive anybody, I was taught to love and forgive, which I do have in my heart.”

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