"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die."

-- Lenny Bruce

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Beach Quotes

“If my words don't flow out of a heart that rests in God's control, sovereignty, then they come out of the heart that seeks control so I can get what I want.”
“I took my $100,000 and bought a new Corvette, a lot of cocaine, and spent the rest on foolishness.”

Source : George Jones (2014). “I Lived to Tell It All”, p.327, Dell
“Chess is a good way to learn, to keep your brain fit and the ego in check, a mental form of your local gymnasium. Those who see chess merely as a means of self-proof make the game experience uncomfortable and drive many of the better, more sensitive brains to analysis, correspondence, problems, studies and the like.”
“The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.”
“Tender-handed stroke a nettle, And it stings you for your pains; Grasp it like a man of mettle, And it soft as silk remains. 'Tis the same with common natures: Use 'em kindly, they rebel; But be rough as nutmeg-graters, And the rogues obey you well.”

Source : 'Verses Written on a Window in Scotland'
“There’s a window of opportunity with every girl and once that passes it becomes impossible to bang.”

Source : "30 Bangs: The Shaping Of One Man's Game From Patient Mouse To Rabid Wolf". Book by Roosh V, March 7, 2012.
“I liked wearing the '50s wardrobe. It was hard in the beginning. The first shows I wore regular young girl dresses. Then a little later I got to wear the poodle skirts and such.”
“Now that I no longer feel lonely, and now that my own past feels resolved in a whole new and very deep way, I am excited to write about the real world, to stay in it. Fiction is an escape, a parallel life, and it was a powerful source of comfort for me when my own life was raw and uncomfortable. I don't feel the burning need to disappear into a fictional character these days.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net

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