"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"

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Mitch Hedberg

#Children Quotes #Book Quotes #Kids Quotes

“If I don't need the money, I don't work.”
“After six years of working on low-budget independent films of the too-weird-to-watch variety, being asked by DreamWorks to come and play with the big boys, it was like finding an unicorn in your sock drawer.”

Source : Vanity Fair, December 2001.
“I grew up in a household of girls, so I would just pick up naturally what everyone else was doing.”

Source : "From Disney to Dope". Interview with Zack Etheart, www.interviewmagazine.com. February 3, 2015.
“Rogue internet pharmacies continue to pose a serious threat to the health and safety of Americans. Simply put, a few unethical physicians and pharmacists have become drug suppliers to a nation.”
“A decorator, no matter how talented, can't always get the desired results because sometimes there is resistance or maybe a lack of understanding on the part of the client. I think it is the decorator's job to work as a guide, to bring out the best qualities and the best attitudes.”
“If you can't be proud of what you do, go and sell shoes. Do something else.”
“Every myth is psychologically symbolic. Its narratives and images are to be read, therefore, not literally, but as metaphors.”
“Oh we will all fry together when we fry. We'll be french fried potatoes by and by. There will be no more misery When the world is our rotisserie, Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.”

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