"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."

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Steven Wright

#Love Quotes #Dream Quotes #Funny Inspirational Quotes

“Everything is blurred on what's right and what's wrong ... Sin becomes fine. Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men. Don't be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers-they won't inherit the kingdom of God.”

Source : "What the Duck?". Interview with Drew Magary, www.gq.com. December 17, 2013.
“If I can't - then I must. If I must - then I will.”
“So many of the wars in history, thousands and thousands of them for the past five, six, seven thousand years, have been related to differences in Truth claims. If we can evolve beyond that problem, then I think there's some chance that we could retire the whole institution of war and begin to focus on the peaceful evolution of humanity.”
“And they just saw me on that and - from the time I was 11 until I was 12, I guess. And then when I had just turned 13, they asked me if I wanted to tour with Johnny Cash back East.”
“Painting is a visceral experience, one loaded with subtle information. Only Cezanne could get away with a system.”
“The fan support isn't the biggest but they're very loyal and very supportive. It's a very good group of fans and I enjoy playing in front of them.”

Source : Source: www.bbc.co.uk
“Football is just a game. What matters is what you play for.”
“We can and we must do better as prolonged recovery is now an achievable result of comprehensive addiction treatment.”

Source : "For Young People Addicted to Painkillers, the Path Less Taken — Why?" by Stephen J. Pasierb, A. Thomas McLellan, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 21, 2013.

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