"Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog."

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Source : JACK PAAR (1960). “I KID YOU NOT”

Jack Paar

#Funny Quotes #Hurt Quotes #Fall Quotes

“I stared up in disbelief at the information my eyes fed my brain, and lost myself to the stars. For the first time in my life I had a greater idea of how infinitesimally small our planet really is and, furthermore, how tiny and insignificant I am in the grand scheme of the vast universe. I took a seat on a rock next to Lily and took in the moment to comprehend the vastness of everything else, and the incredible smallness of I.”
“The riskiest thing you can do is get greedy.”
“I think that in a year I may retire. I cannot take my money with me when I die and I wish to enjoy it, with my family, while I live. I should prefer living in Germany to any other country, though I am an American, and am loyal to my country.”
“House music originated in America, and it has always been around, but I guess it just got a tighter hold on Europe and other parts of the world.”
“I keep a little notebook of things that I can do to the zombies that might be silly and fun.”
“I think comedy is the hardest actual form of writing there is.”
“The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already.”
“My album to me is something, but anyone who buys it, it's whatever it is to them. I don't like telling people what specifics are of the record, because that could ruin it as an experience for someone else.”

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