"I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.”
“I find it refreshing to unplug from it for a while. You kind of forget how deeply you get embedded in it.”
“The nice thing about growing up in that kind of environment is you were exposed to so much -- music, plays, art exhibits, rock concerts.”
“John Kennedy really did extend the reach of the American people and said, like Lincoln said in a way, that our reach is farther than our grasp - and we should aim high.”
“We live in an image society. Speeches are not what anybody cares about; what they care about is the picture.”
“To me it meant, just looking at it from a Maya point of view, it meant that Paul Miles is always moving laterally in his life. And she just wants him to take a couple of steps forward, you know?”
“Everybody can have one great year. I've got to prove I can do it again.”
“I know many beautiful people and their lives are just so terrible. They feel so uncomfortable with themselves. Being comfortable is not about what you look like, but how you feel.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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