"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."

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Source : Song: Bo' Fo' Sho', Album: Bo Fo Sho

Bo Burnham

“People have a fear of the unknown. Insects have different senses than us, different amount of limbs and their body structure is very different. It's hard for us to really relate to them and understand them.”
“Every maker of video games knows something that the makers of curriculum don't seem to understand. You'll never see a video game being advertised as being easy. Kids who do not like school will tell you it's not because it's too hard. It's because it's--boring”
“No space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunity misused”
“Since the trainee is both inefficient and unadapted, only a few basic exercises should be used, and they should be repeated frequently to establish the basic motor pathways and basic strength.”
“You can't learn in school what the world is going to do next year.”
“As a southerner born after the epic events of the civil rights movement, I've always wondered how on earth people of good will could have conceivably lived with Jim Crow - with the daily degradations, the lynchings in plain sight, and, as the movement gathered force, with the fire hoses and the police dogs and the billy clubs.”
“My two elder sisters married Englishmen and went abroad.”
“In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.”

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