"I was a terrible employee. I've been fired from almost every job I've ever had, luckily, in a good way, or else I'd be stuck. I would always joke around with everybody, and no one enjoyed my humor."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

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“If you break up with a girlfriend or a boyfriend, you're in this vulnerable state where you're still kind of half in the relationship with them, but you're single, and it takes a while to feel solid in yourself again.”
“Hopefully, one enhances [when growing older] his sense of humor. As he approaches 50, he'll need all the humor he can get.”
“I always watch the work I do.”

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“I am conscious about myself and everything, and then suddenly, or slowly, my conscious fades out. Switches off. And it's not existing, and that's a marvelous feeling. That from existing, I am not existing. And at that moment, nothing can happen to me.”
“I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.”
“I believe that social security should be a universal retirement guarantee and not means tested.”
“Nothing can convince me that people are at one with their work unless they're joyous about it.”
“You couldn't always trust the history books. They told a diluted truth, a truth by committee.”

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