"I go in the butchers and there's not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals."

-- Paul O'Grady

#Animal Quotes #Meat Quotes #Butchers Quotes

“If the perpetrators of the World Trade Center plane crashes had a nuclear weapon, there's no doubt in my mind but that they would've detonated it in New York.”
“We are happy when we have family, we are happy when we have friends and almost all the other things we think make us happy are actually just ways of getting more family and friends.”

Source : "How To Be Happier In Life" by Eric Barker, www.askmen.com.
“When a man suffers from delusions he is described as mad but when a million do so they belong to a world religion”
“I just elbowed the pretty blonde he'd been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. "As soon as I saw you", I purred, "I knew I wouldn't be needing these"!”
“It's really wonderful to be able to be nobody, and then have a moment when I can be somebody, and then go right back to being nobody again.”
“Keep the soil healthy and the bad seed won't grow.”
“One thing the music industry has taught me is to manage my expectations.”
“Craftsmanship isn't like water in an earthen pot, to be taken out by the dipperful until it's empty. No, the more drawn out the more remains.”

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