"Electricity is really just organized lightning."

-- George Carlin

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Sarcasm Quotes

“Becoming a mother is the best thing that's happened to me.”
“If you're not frustrated that you're not playingÂ footballÂ then you shouldn't be playingÂ football”
“Self-love has very little to do with how you feel about your outer self. It's about accepting all of yourself.”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Nobody owns anything but everyone is rich - for what greater wealth can there be than cheerfulness, peace of mind, and freedom from anxiety?”
“Tie your heart at night to mine, love, and both will defeat the darkness like twin drums beating in the forest against the heavy wall of wet leaves. Night crossing: black coal of dream that cuts the thread of earthly orbs with the punctuality of a headlong train that pulls cold stone and shadow endlessly. Love, because of it, tie me to a purer movement, to the grip on life that beats in your breast, with the wings of a submerged swan, So that our dream might reply to the sky's questioning stars with one key, one door closed to shadow.”
“People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following - but I'll bet Lancelot had more.”
“I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's somethign that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.”
“Of what use is the memory of facts, if not to serve as an example of good or of evil?”

Source : Alfred de Vigny (1840). “Cinq Mars (Complete)”, p.3, Library of Alexandria

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