"It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything."

-- Adam Carolla

“It is increasingly clear that the fate of the universe will come to depend more and more on individuals as the bungling of bureaucracy permeates every corner of our existence.”

Source : New York Times Book Review, February 14, 1993.
“History is the open Bible: we historians are not priests to expound it infallibly: our function is to teach people to read it and to reflect upon it for themselves.”

Source : G.M. Trevelyan (1949). “CLIO A MUSE AND OTHER ESSAYS”
“Every creatures stalks some other, and catches it, and is caught.”
“Museums are tombs, and it looks like everything is turning into a museum.”

Source : Robert Smithson, Jack D. Flam (1996). “Robert Smithson, the Collected Writings”, p.42, Univ of California Press
“Every statute for terrorism requires violence.”

Source : Source: www.wherestherage.com
“So instead of the Super Bowl, we've got the Stupor Bowl. Two once-proud teams, now 0-4 and stumbling through the season like zombies. And if you think the Cowboys are bad (and they are), the Redskins are so bad that every few plays you have to put a mirror under thieir noses to make sure they're still breathing.”
“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.”
“I believe that man will not merely endure; he will prevail. He is immortal, not because he alone among the creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of kindness and compassion.”

Source : Nobel Prize acceptance speech, 1950.

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