"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

-- Jack Benny

#Funny Quotes #Success Quotes #Crazy Quotes

“I pre-suppose, of course, a reader who is willing to learn something new and therefore to think for himself.”
“I don't live on other people's terms.”
“Trust in the Lord is the only true antidote to fear. Focusing on God rather than the trial will keep us from sinking in fear. However, learning to face our fears does not mean we will never have another anxious moment. Faith does not lie in trusting God to stop the storm, but in trusting Him to enable us to walk through the storm. When trouble occurs, He will give us the ability to cope with it.”
“What sort of power is it that really and truly renders the deity present? Human beings automatically think of God as someone who possesses and wields power. Jesus forces people to consider whether that deeply rooted conviction is true or not. In historical terms it is readily apparent that power, left to its own inertial tendencies, tends to be oppressive in fact. So it cannot be the ultimate meditation of God, though human beings might tend to think so”
“The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose.”
“Also it'll be unbelievably cold in there and the thing I'm probably most worried about is my face. That sounds silly but it's very difficult, if you're in cold temperature water, to get your head under because it takes your breath away. And then your hands go numb so you try and wriggle your fingers while swimming to warm up. It's very tough.”

Source : "Greg James' Gregathlon for Sport Relief". Interview with Stephanie Soh, in.askmen.com.
“I don't think you need to spend $40 million to be creepy. The best horror films are the ones that are much less endowed.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The man who promises everything is sure to fulfil nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition.”

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