"Twitter allowed me to talk about parenting in short snippets and find out what I really wanted to say about it, which is that I'm a dad who had no idea what he's doing."

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Jim Gaffigan

#Dad Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Wanted Quotes

“In matters of religion, it is very easy to deceive a man and very hard to undeceive him.”
“We need to continue to strive to tell these different stories.â€”
“It's somehow more comforting to imagine that one's suffering is unique, and to measure against what one doesn't know, rather than against what one does.”
“Announcers don't do enough of the cat-and-mouse strategy and all the work that goes into it. You watch a broadcast and guys get the pitches wrong.”
“I started writing songs at age 15.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?”
“Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.”
“What you need for breakfast, they say in East Tennessee, is a jug of good corn liquor, a thick steak and a hound dog. Then you feed the steak to the dog.”

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