"On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns."

-- Dara O Briain

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“I cannot find my way: there is no star In all the shrouded heavens anywhere”

Source : Edwin Arlington Robinson (2007). “Robinson: Poems”, Everyman's Library
“the excess of all good things is mischievous.”
“Just let me be me, That's the only way I know.”
“I know the police cause you trouble They cause trouble everywhere But when you die and go to heaven You find no policeman there”
“I put a bullet into the back of the crocodiles neck just behind the head, thus killing it. If a crocodile is hit in any other part of its anatomy it disappears into the water and is irrecoverable.”
“Going to war against Iran - whether one calls such a move 'surgical' or 'total' - would be an extremely serious undertaking; with worldwide economic, military, diplomatic and human ramifications in both the short- and the long-term.”
“This Christmas mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it with trust. Write a letter. Give a soft answer. Encourage youth. Manifest your loyalty in word and deed. Keep a promise. Forgo a grudge. Forgive an enemy. Apologize. Try to understand. Examine your demands on others. Think first of someone else. Be kind. Be gentle. Laugh a little more. Express your gratitude. Welcome a stranger. Gladden the heart of a child. Take pleasure in the beauty and wonder of the earth. Speak your love, and then speak it again.”
“The truth of no truths becomes, inevitably, truth: a way of naming being, language, and culture that guards the boundaries of thought against claims it has not validated.”

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