Muggers famous quotes

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.
-- Dara O Briain

#Funny #Needs #Muggers

The mugger who is arrested is back on the street before the police officer, but the person mugged may not be back on the street for a long time, if ever.
-- Mario Cuomo

#Long #Police #Muggers

You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?
-- Sarah Rees Brennan

#Muggers #Shirts #Flash

Time is the mother and mugger of us all.
-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon

#Mother #Time #Muggers

Let us be clear. Prison works. It ensures that we are protected from murderers, muggers and rapists, and it makes many who are tempted to commit crime think twice.
-- Michael Howard

#Thinking #Muggers #Prison

I'm starting to like muggers more than congressmen. At least the muggers don't claim they're doing you a favor.
-- Paul Jacob

#Doing You #Muggers #Favors