"People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce."

-- Emo Philips

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“Kind of paradoxically, men are very open minded or very even handed with their votes of women.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“I hope that in its richness, as well as in its incompleteness, Gyn/Ecology will continue to be a Labrys enabling women to learn from our mistakes and our successes, and cast our Lives as far as we can go, Now, in the Be-Dazzling Nineties.”
“The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.”
“I believe that every interaction is an act of fate in some way, that we're meant to interact with them, and it's our job to flesh that out and experience it to the fullest and learn the lessons we're meant to.”

Source : "What Megan Fox Looks for in a Man (and Turtle)". Interview with J. Rentilly, www.menshealth.com. August 8, 2014.
“If you please God, it does not matter whom you displease. And if you displease Him, it does not matter whom you please.”
“I no longer really have faith in the album anymore. I no longer have faith in the song,”
“I hate the irreverent rabble and keep them far from me.”
“man is by nature designed to live in the polis, the highest form of koinonia, community; that is man's end or goal if he achieves the full potentiality of his nature.”

Source : "Democracy Ancient And Modern". Book by Moses Finley (Second Edition). Chapter 3, Democracy, Consensus and National Interest, p. 90, 1985.

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