"This one guy, the worse guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and doesn't do magic, I don't like. I don't even like magic, I hate it. But I love the word, "Ta-da"! I love that word! I don't get to say it, right? I never do any magic. You just cant go around walking, "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" The only time I can say it is when I do something really stupid or surprising. Like if I go out all night drinking and hitting strip clubs and I come home and I still got some money .... "Ta--da!" I thought I was broke. Why does my jaw hurt?"

-- Dave Attell

#Hurt Quotes #Hate Quotes #Stupid Quotes

“When we fixate on the worst in something, we render ourselves incapable of fixing anything... But attend to the good in something - and we act towards the best in everything.”
“I believe that he knew more what he was doing. I might be absolutely wrong about this, but that was my impression.”
“Be kind to yourself and to others. Treat others the way you would want to be treated. I was told that every day of my childhood.”

Source : "Interview with Nikki Deloach, actress in the hit show Awkward". Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“Because I didn't go to film school, you learn so much from a lot of creative artists.”
“We live in a crazy time. Every other week, there's a school shooting. There's always some nutty thing and I've always wanted to kind of understand the crazy.”
“I hear the mad song of a little bird and crush butterflies between my fingers.”
“Christ's riches are unsearchable, and this doctrine of the gospel is the field this treasure is hidden in.”
“Being branded number one restaurant in the world is actually very humbling”

Source : "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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