"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."

-- W. C. Fields

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“Fortunes are made, if I the facts may state-- Though poor myself, I know the fortunate: First, there's a knowledge of the way from whence Good fortune comes--and this is sterling sense: Then perseverance, never to decline The chase of riches till the prey is thine; And firmness never to be drawn away By any passion from that noble prey-- By love, ambition, study, travel, fame, Or the vain hope that lives upon a name.”
“It is human agitation, with all the vulgarity of needs small and great, with its flagrant disgust for the police who repress it, it is the agitation of all menthat alone determines revolutionary mental forms, in opposition to bourgeois mental forms.”
“The question may seem embarrassing, but it can be answered in a few words. For two people to live in peace they must both want peace; if one insists on using force to oblige the other to work for him and serve him, then the other, if he wishes to retain his dignity as a man and not be reduced to abject slavery, will be obliged in spite of his love of peace, to resist force with adequate means.”

Source : "Life and Ideas: The Anarchist Writings of Errico Malatesta".
“There is a species of moral, legal, and social modernism which we condemn, no less decidedly than we condemn theological modernism.”
“I have an engagement ring, which is my favorite accessory.”
“After black's reply to 1.e4 with 1..e5, leaves him always trying to get into the game”
“An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.”
“The game of basketball is not played with throwing punches, throwing elbows.”

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