"Right now Iâ€™m having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time. I think Iâ€™ve forgotten this before."

-- Steven Wright

#Time Quotes #Humor Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“My mother passed when I was in the third grade, my father when I was in the seventh, and that's when I was shipped to Los Angeles to live with an aunt.”
“Your believing or not believing in karma has no effect on its existence, nor on its consequences to you. Just as a refusal to believe in the ocean would not prevent you from drowning.”

Source : "The Tomb (Adversary Cycle/Repairman Jack)". Book by F. Paul Wilson, November 1984.
“My family has had to become quite understanding about me not returning phone calls when I'm filming.”
“I think something that's very important for us to communicate is usually very simple. Like breathing: Breathing is very simple. You don't do a dissonant 9th harmony or something in breathing. You just breathe, you know. I think that's how it is with very important messages.”
“Part of Washington keeping its promises is a focus on directing more dollars into our local classrooms.”
“Because to me it is inconceivable that a subordinate leader should not carry out orders given by the leaders of the State.”

Source : Confessing to the execution of 90,000 Jews at the Nuremberg Trials; Quoted in "Gestapo: Instrument of Tyranny" by Edward Crankshaw, p.141, 1956.
“I'll be left writing picture books and fairy tales”
“I've also been writing with my guitarist, Ted Barnes, and he's amazing. Writing with him has taught me a lot about my own writing process, in the sense that it's incredably personal to write with someone else from scratch.”

Source : Interview with Hector de la Manzana, believermag.com. March 2003.

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