"If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup."

-- Norm Crosby

#Hurt Quotes #Coffee Quotes #Eye Quotes

“Since I've written many of my books from a less-than-sympathetic viewpoint, I think that being able to see things from all sides is a useful talent.”
“Rectify is un-busy. It might soothe you, if not distract you, from all you got going on.”
“Mentally, I'm not ever going to go away.”
“Hoke Moseley is a magnificently battered hero. Willeford brings him to us lean and hard and brand-new.”
“A people's speech is the skin of its culture.”

Source : Max Lerner (1962). “America as a Civilization: Culture and personality”
“there was no crime like the crime of stagnation - unproductiveness. With a creative trinity, mind, body and spirit, one must yield something back to the generous earth.”
“People on both sides of any conflict believe they are right, whether it's on a TV show or in the real world.”
“Now then, Pooh," said Christopher Robin, "where's your boat?" "I ought to say," explained Pooh as they walked down to the shore of the island, "that it isn't just an ordinary sort of boat. Sometimes it's a Boat, and sometimes it's more of an Accident. It all depends." "Depends on what?" "On whether I'm on the top of it or underneath it.”

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