"Gags die, humor doesn't."

-- Jack Benny

#Death Quotes #Humor Quotes

“I used to buy everything at garage sales. It was hard to give up! Iâ€™d be like, â€˜But this crazy sweater is amazing, and it only cost 25 cents!â€™â€‰”
“Hard-covered books break up friendships. You loan a hard covered book to a friend and when he doesnâ€™t return it you get mad at him. It makes you mean and petty. But twenty-five cent books are different.”
“There are two ways of being creative. One can sing and dance. Or one can create an environment in which singers and dancers flourish.”

Source : Warren G. Bennis, Patricia Ward Biederman (1997). “Organizing Genius: The Secrets of Creative Collaboration”, p.77, Basic Books
“Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile.”
“Today, our actions must be motivated only by our intense desire to achieve a just and lasting peace. The compassion and charity of the American people should be reflected in this legislation, though sadly, they are silenced.”
“When one writes, thereâ€™s the double horror of discovering not only what it is that one so fears but also the triviality of that fear.”
“I love you not for the person you are, but for your possibilities.”
“"This celebration here tells me that this work is not hopeless. I thank you for this teaching with all my heart and lift my glass to human solidarity, to the ultimate victory of knowledge, peace, good-will and understanding."”

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