"I always wanted to be a comedian. I loved comedy since I was a little kid, and while I was at university I started doing stand up shows. Once I realized that I was good at it I quit college and left although I had six months left. I went to England. I could have done the last six months but I realized that I was better at standup comedy than I was at singing opera."

-- Jim Jefferies

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“Motherhood is this sort of "curtain lifting" of tremendous power that we have individually as women. It's tremendously freaky to have a human being grow inside your body and eventually turn into a human being, and then birth that human being, and then have them be separate from you. Those things are scary. It's also really, really scary to face the idea of losing a child and losing someone you love more than you've loved anything before. All of those things are innately really terrifying, and what it does to me is bring me to a direct kind of confrontation with my human vulnerability.”

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“I did some writing and bought a book, and have been working on that as a film to act and direct in.”
“When I got pretty good I went on the road with a group. We starved.”
“Youâ€™re a cow Give me some milk Or else go home”
“I'm one of these people who would rather show you than tell you through the performance.”
“Invincibility lies in the defense; the possibility of victory in the attack.”
“Suffering is overrated. It doesn't teach you anything.”
“There is no there---there is only here.”

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