"I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead."

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Source : "A funny five minutes with Jenny Eclair". Interview with Mirror.uk, www.mirror.co.uk. May 2, 2010.

Jenny Eclair

#Mother Quotes #Dad Quotes #Hair Quotes

“What would be a show that I would rescue? If I could bring anything back, it would be 'The Carol Burnett Show'. Tim Conway is just... I just watched him so many times do stuff over and over. He's just so amazing.”
“The present age delights in unearthing a great man's secrets; for one thing because we like to temper our admiration and also perhaps we have a vague hope of finding a clue to genius in such "revelations.”
“We are not concerned about innovation shifting from the U.S. I still believe that the U.S. still has capabilities for innovation.”
“Adulterers, take warning, never admit.”
“The main thing is to race over to McDonald's to get an egg McMuffin before they shut down for the morning.”
“Never hold resentments for the person who tells you what you need to hear; count them among your truest, most caring, and valuable friends.”
“I have talked with representatives from the two other parties who said they had no problem with the offer either.”

Source : "Thai opposition views new election" by Ram Ramgopal, edition.cnn.com. April 4, 2006.
“Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.”

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