"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."

-- Mitch Hedberg

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“In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.”
“This is what marriage is all about - Man and woman walking together, wherein the husband helps his wife to become ever more a woman, and wherein the woman has the task of helping her husband to become ever more a man.”
“The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.”
“We are often told we are materialistic. It seems to me, we are not materialistic enough. We have a disrespect for materials. We use it quickly and carelessly. If were genuinely materialistic people, we would understand where materials come from and where they go to. But, at the moment, the entire global economy seems to be built on the model of digging things up from one hole in the ground on one side of the earth, transporting them around the world, using them for a few days, and sticking them in a hole in the ground on the other side of the world.”
“Some say that one-sided love is better than none, but like half a loaf of bread, it is likely to grow hard and moldy sooner.”

Source : Eric Berne (2011). “Sex in Human Loving”, Tantor eBooks
“My advice to writers: thank goodness we can revise and adjust and tighten and rethink before going public with our words. Revision is our friend. Our best friend. I love revision.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“When the man is traveling with a man, he says, "Let's stay up late and work on this and get this to be better." When the man's traveling with the woman, for the sake of appearances he doesn't do the work with her. That's a lost opportunity for her to be a success.”
“The measure of biblical truth that we have grasped is not determined by the size of our heads, but the breadth of our hearts.”

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