"What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!"

-- Alan Carr

#Funny Quotes #Gay Quotes #Piano Quotes

“When you're caught up in the storm or, you know, just the turmoil of everything that there is another side and you do get through it. And you know, just standing by the truth and doing the right thing.”
“You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.”
“I think liberals have to come to terms with the market and embrace market mechanisms as the only way to run a society that produces widespread material well-being and respects individual rights and liberties.”

Source : Source: www.motherjones.com
“Marriage equality is about more than just marriage. It's about something greater. It's about acceptance.”

Source : FaceBook post by Charlize Theron from Aug 23, 2013
“Henry Ford, in a sense, was the first Keynesian. He paid his assembly workers high wages so they could afford to buy his cars.”

Source : Robert Kuttner (1987). “The Economic Illusion: False Choices Between Prosperity and Social Justice”, p.169, University of Pennsylvania Press
“The scientist knows very well that he is approaching ultimate truth only in an asymptotic curve and is barred from ever reaching it; but at the same time he is proudly aware of being indeed able to determine whether a statement is a nearer or a less near approach to the truth.”
“There are two things over which you have complete dominion, authority, and control â€“ your mind and your mouth.”
“Because normal human activity is worse for nature than the greatest nuclear accident in history.”

Source : Martin Cruz Smith (2013). “Wolves Eat Dogs”, p.90, Simon and Schuster

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