"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

-- Joan Rivers

#Funny Quotes #Mother Quotes #Witty Quotes

“The development of beings with minds is probably the highest individuation the world has ever known, and its prehistory is the history of life on earth.”
“In an age in which the media broadcast countless pieces of foolishness, the educated man is defined not by what he knows, but by what he doesn't know.”
“And if I should leave you, for any reason," he added, tightening his grip as she struggled to free her hand, "I will return to you. That is as certain as the sun rising tomorrow morning and the thunderbolt falling tomorrow night. That is as sure as the god's existence. I will come back to you, or I will find you - over and over again, as often as we are parted, until the end of the world itself.”
“Every rock or molotov cocktail thrown should make a very obvious political point. Random violence produces random propaganda results. Why waste even a rock?”
“The drive to learn is as strong as the sexual drive. It begins earlier and lasts longer”
“The idea that you're not a writer until you're published is a lie.”
“I don't think writers choose the genre, the genre chooses us. I wrote out of the wish to create order out of disorder, the liking of a pattern.”

Source : "PD James, Queen of Detective Fiction: Interview". Interview With Jake Kerridge, www.telegraph.co.uk. September 26, 2009.
“Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.”

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