"I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on."

-- Dave Attell

#Reality Quotes #Imagination Quotes #Life Is Quotes

“Life is not so much what you accomplish as what you overcome.”
“I'm here to encourage everyone to look at the data themselves, not just buy what they're told. I find that my standards for science are more important to me than anything else, and I hate to see them being depreciated by the alarmists' claims today. Politics and the media and what have you have allowed us now to be facing one of the biggest scientific hoaxes in history. That's what's being pushed on us.”
“I need your help.â€ Royce looked up as if his head weighed a hundred pounds, his eyes red, his face ashen. He waited. â€œOne last job,â€ Hadrian told him, then added, â€œI promise.â€ â€œIs it dangerous?â€ â€œVery.â€ â€œIs there a good chance Iâ€™ll get killed?â€ â€œOdds are definitely in favor of that.â€ Royce nodded, looked down at the scarf in his lap, and replied, â€œOkay.”
“We were all born robots. We were all born slaves to our sin. We did what the flesh and what the devil told us to do. For those of us that have been freed by Jesus, we don't have to be robots.”

Source : Source: www.beliefnet.com
“Race prejudice can't be talked down, it must be lived down.”

Source : Francis James Grimké (1942). “The Works of Francis J. Grimke,̀: Edited by Carter G. Woodson...”
“I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.”
“Of course, we also are soberly aware that historical problems remain in cross-strait relations, and that there will be issues in the future that will require time, patience and joint efforts to resolve.”

Source : "China’s Xi pledges peaceful ties with Taiwan in meeting" by Stacy Hsu, www.taipeitimes.com. February 26, 2013.
“The message of David Duke, is this, basically: Big government, anti-big government, get out of my pocketbook, cut my taxes, put welfare people back to work. That's a very popular message. The problem is the messenger.”

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