"Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?"

-- Jim Gaffigan

#Baby Quotes #Doe Quotes #Toddler Quotes

“Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under.”
“To make inexpensive guns impossible to get is to say that you're putting a money test on getting a gun. It's racism in its worst form.”
“No man-made law ever, no matter whether derived from the past or projected onto a distant, unforeseeable future, can or should ever be empowered to claim that it is greater than the Natural Law from which it stems and to which it must inevitably return in the eternal rhythm of creation and decline of all things natural.”

Source : Wilhelm Reich (1960). “Selected Writings: An Introduction to Orgonomy”
“Entrepreneurship is the engine fuelling innovation, employment generation and economic growth. Only by creating an environment where entrepreneur- ship can prosper and where entrepreneurs can try new ideas and empower others can we ensure that many of the world’s issues will not go unaddressed.”
“There are two traditions in Northern Ireland. There are two main religious denominations. But there is only one true moral denomination. And it wants peace.”
“I definitely think there could be stricter teen driving laws.”
“I really was alone, and the only thing worse than being alone was having everyone else see how lonely you were”
“See the inevitable changes not as threats but as opportunities that can deepen our understanding and bring us wisdom and growth.”

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