"Don't vote for Republicans or Democrats until they clean up the open system of bribery that we live under."

-- Bill Maher

#Vote Quotes #Republican Quotes #Democrat Quotes

“I started in movies in Mexico and started doing telenovelas in Mexico. American Family was the first thing I did in English.”
“They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.”
“When He gives, He shows you His Kindness; when He deprives, He shows you His power. And in all that, He is making Himself known to you and coming to you with His gentleness.”
“My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.”
“Art has to address eternal issues.”
“Historical investigation and literary criticism have taken the magic out of the Bible and have made it a composite human book, written by many hands in different ages.”
“Listening to Jason Collins describe his gayness as â€˜beautifulâ€™ makes me wanna puke. And kill him.”
“As long as 85,000 women are raped every year and 400,000 sexually assaulted in England and Wales alone, it's hard to argue that there isn't a problem. Not to mention the fact that fewer than 1/3 of our MPs are female, that women write only 1/5 front page newspaper articles, that they're less than 1/10 of engineers and that 54,000 a year lose their jobs as a result of maternity discrimination... to name but a tiny sample of issues. It's not 'going too far' to demand equality, and we're certainly not there yet.”

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