"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."

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Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Jackie Mason

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“In Russia there is great interethnic hatred, class hatred - I mean hatred for wealthy people - that is stirred up by official propaganda. That is why there can be no 'velvet' solution, as there was, for example, in Georgia or Ukraine.”
“If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get in a hot tub and get some Epsom salts and try to get your body goin' again. There's no social life, no anything.”
“Music companies are not technology companies any more than technology companies are music companies. They're really different from each other.”
“I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.”
“I don't think things are getting more insane. I do know that the country is more divided than it's ever been. Tensions in America are at their peak.”
“[To] mechanical progress there is apparently no end: for as in the past so in the future, each step in any direction will remove limits and bring in past barriers which have till then blocked the way in other directions; and so what for the time may appear to be a visible or practical limit will turn out to be but a bend in the road.”
“Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts.”
“I'm most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He's given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully I'll learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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