"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

-- Joan Rivers

#Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes #Women Quotes

“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”
“At the age of 18 all young poets are sure they will be dead at 21 - of old age.”
“The best way I can mentor and lead those around me is to embody these qualities myself.”
“Son, you'll know you're in love when a woman's voice settles into your spine.”

Source : David Weber, Eric Flint (2003). “Crown of Slaves”, p.261, Baen Books
“I wrote a one-act play - I can't remember the name of it, but it was really about the way women are perceived as leaders. In the play, Catherine the Great would say things like, "You know, John F. Kennedy had extramarital affairs and no one says anything. But I bang one horse and now I'm a horse banger for all eternity? That's it? That's what I am?"”
“[Writers are] the highest paid secretaries in the world.”
“I like roles that people don't recognize me in.”
“Developing emotional intelligence is one way to protect yourself from damaging relationships. Emotional intelligence is a science that has been studied and researched for over a decade. According to the theories, mutual respect and effective communication are key.”

Source : Liz Miller (2010). “Mood Mapping: Plot your way to emotional health and happiness”, p.127, Pan Macmillan

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