"I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Impossible Quotes

“Healthy" and "diseased," as Susan Sontag points out...are often subjective judgments that society makes for its own purposes. Women have long been defined as sick as a means of subjecting them to social control.”
“It just supports my personal opinion that he's a wacko”
“Americans treat history like a cookbook. Whenever they are uncertain what to do next, they turn to history and look up the proper recipe, invariably designated "the lesson of history.”
“When I meet thousands of fans of the comic - when I realize every one of them can recite the Lantern Corps oath ('In Brightest Day, in blackest night...') - I know how important this is to people.”
“Don't just go through it; grow through it.”
“I don't have a problem with recognition ... It's very, very rarely about who I am, it's always, 'I love your work.' ... It's always in relation to my work, which I think is a really lucky thing to have happen as opposed to, 'Oh, you're a famous personality,'”
“I saw what could be done with words, for I had a vision of a new world as I talked.”
“Green jobs - those are jobs that feel like new economy jobs; they do require some training.”

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