"Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Fashion Quotes #Fighting Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know.”
“Change is inevitable. Why hold onto what you have to let go of?”
“Wealth is good when it brings joy to others.”
“There's nothing deader than a dead love.”
“I have learnt to be a congratulator and not a hater!”
“If as we accept God is the perfect epitome of justice, mercy, goodness, and compassion, then our efforts to define the divine will through Sharia should be predicated on achieving a result that is merciful compassionate.”
“the last cigarettes are smoked, the loaves are sliced, and lest this be taken for wry sorrow, drown the spider in wine. you are much more than simply dead: I am a dish for your ashes, I am a fist for your vanished air. the most terrible thing about life is finding it gone.”
“Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to failure.”

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