"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

-- Mitch Hedberg

#Night Quotes #People Quotes #Lasts Quotes

“The most beautiful prose paragraph yet written by any American.”
“I am fascinated by the Royal Family because they are shrouded in mystique, and the Queen, and to a certain extent William, represent fabulous blank canvases. I find the Prince of Wales less fascinating because he spills the beans and we know too much about him.”
“The U.S. unemployment rate is the lowest it's been in nearly seven years. The job sector that has seen the most growth is in the field of Republican presidential candidates.”
“I can't get very far away from Christianity, I can't get very far away from the angels and the saints. I work them in always, in some way.”
“But I fail to see how that (not buying gifts) would bring back the essence of Christmas. And I don't think it would affect retailers. Besides, that's part of the joy of Christmas ? to give someone a gift to show your appreciation for them.”

Source : "Gift rift: Evangelicals split over plan to ban presents" by Joe Garofoli, www.sfgate.com. December 24, 2005.
“When I speak now, my experience in art wells up so articulately that I am surprised even while I am talking. I move around a podium as easily as if it were my living room and although I am keyed up I am not anxious. I feel as if I were doing what I should be doing - the feeling I have when intent in my studio.”
“I am looking for suggestions on what we can do about extremists within our own society. They cannot be ignored.”
“A river of words flowed between us.”

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