"Wasn't it thrilling when the U.S. Women's team took home the gold in gymnastics? A group of American teenagers getting a higher score than Chinese kids? That never happens."

-- Jay Leno

#Funny Quotes #Teenager Quotes #Team Quotes

“Birds of a lawless, bigoted feather bully together.”
“Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful.”
“My friends gave me the first songs which was the first food in my soul for me.”
“It must never be forgotten that nothing that is really great in this world has ever been achieved by coalitions, but that it has always been the success of a single victor. Coalition successes bear by the very nature of their origin the germ of future crumbling, in fact of the loss of what has already been achieved. Great, truly world-shaking revolutions of a spiritual nature are not even conceivable and realizable except as the titanic struggles of individual formations, never as enterprises of coalitions.”

Source : Robert Fitzgerald, Ed Dowling, Bill W. (1995). “The Soul of Sponsorship: The Friendship of Fr. Ed Dowling, S. J. and Bill Wilson in Letters”, p.32, Hazelden Publishing
“The common mistake that business people make is they're going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helped”
“I think it's a novelty for cartoon characters to cross over into another strip or panel occasionally.”
“So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And weâ€™ll change the world.”
“Without faith you can't see a miracle; you just see unexplained events.”

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